Do you like Vladimir Putin?
No, why?
Because I want to be Putin
these nuts in your mouth!
Do you stream music? Yes.
Do you have any CD’s? Yes.
Good, because I can
CD’s nuts in your mouth!
I love the meals from Chef Boyardee.
Chef Boyardee?
Chef Boyardee’s nuts gunna
taste good in your mouth!
You were a Goblin
for Haloween?
No, why?
Because you’re a Goblin
these tasty nuts!

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